ymmv

1. (ymmv) (1226↑, 200↓)

Literally means "Your mileage may vary" but is often used in forum talk meaning that your results will vary

"There is a great sale going on at the store, most under $10, but YMMV"

Author: Quintox http://ymmv.urbanup.com/1869327

2. (YMMV) (835↑, 191↓)

Literally, "Your Mileage May Vary," coming from the small print in (American?) automobile commercials in the 70's and 80's. It has come to mean an acknowledgement that the opinion of the poster may not be shared by everyone.

I thought Weezer's later albums were better than their earlier works, but YMMV.

Author: Charles Mange http://ymmv.urbanup.com/2130627

3. (YMMV) (746↑, 299↓)

Your Mileage May Vary

Author: http://ymmv.urbanup.com/76949

4. (ymmv) (265↑, 108↓)

Internet shorthand used to represent 'your mileage may vary' meaning 'how far you will be able to go depends on (usually external) factors relating to yourself', such as locality. Often used in deal forums to indicate that the OP (original poster) was able to complete the deal but it is unlikely or uncertain that others will be able to do the same. Can also be used to represent 'your market may vary' which is more appropriate for internet deal forums and more easily translates to some, especially people foreign to the english language. Often used in internet forums to indicate the likelyhood of something happening is uncertain.

I got that Hard Drive for a quarter, but ymmv\!

Author: Doobie Munchen http://ymmv.urbanup.com/2421072

5. (YMMV) (277↑, 233↓)

Your Mileage May Vary. Little talked about escort code for "If you're good looking you may be entitled to some extras beyond the standard "straight fuck" [FS] and [BJ] such as [GFE], [DATY] and [FK]". This is usually done to encourage a repeat call from a desirable client.

When she said YMMV, boy did she mean YMMV.

Author: bill the cat http://ymmv.urbanup.com/3210475

6. (YMMV) (51↑, 17↓)

Your mileage may vary, It worked for me but it may not work for you

It worked with my siblings but YMMV.

Author: The Return of Light Joker http://ymmv.urbanup.com/4865073

7. (YMMV) (16↑, 48↓)

Your Mother's Musky Vagina

This cheese smells like YMMV

Author: mocok http://ymmv.urbanup.com/5817935

8. (YMMV) (3↑, 38↓)

"Your Mother's Mini-Van", meaning... kinda lame and/or frumpy.

She didn't give the best bj's, but damn, definitely not YMMV when she's on top.

Author: TheDDog http://ymmv.urbanup.com/5527740

9. (YMMV) (8↑, 71↓)

Used in forum discussions for deals. Means "Your Market May Vary" because some big chain stores only offer deals in specific markets or products may sell out fast in your market area. Also translated as "Your Mileage May Vary" by people who don't know what they are talking about.

X deal at Y store YMMV\! See more useful (and current)examples at fatwallet.com's hot deals section.

Author: a person again http://ymmv.urbanup.com/4826529

10. (YMMV) (18↑, 180↓)

You Make Me Vomit You are disgusting\!

YMMV\! I'm tired of your s***\!

Author: Ursprunglig http://ymmv.urbanup.com/2855349

11. (ymmv) (40↑, 203↓)

[Your mouth, my vagina]

I asked if oral sex was safe and the escort said it is ymmv.

Author: Yessir Itsme http://ymmv.urbanup.com/2714532

12. (YMMV) (93↑, 265↓)

Your Mileage May Vary. Escort code for "If you can't get it up quickly, keep it up, or smell like a diharrea omelette, your session will come to a close really fast.

Trixie pointed out to her client, "YMMV, Rodney, seeing as you just blew your load after shaking my hand

Author: billmaniac http://ymmv.urbanup.com/2718203

13. (YMMV) (10↑, 184↓)

YMMV (YOU MAKE ME VOMIT\!) You're a puke-generator\!

You're disgusting\! YMMV\! YMMV\!\! I can't stand you\! Get AWAY\!\! YMMV\!\!

Author: Ursprunglig http://ymmv.urbanup.com/2858162

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Last updated: 2012.03.01